May 2012
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It's late anyways.
My girlfriend and I were having sex earlier and when we were changing positions, I noticed the condom wasn’t on my dick anymore. It was stuck in her vagina. LOOOL~ k good night.
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I have no idea why I’m thinking of my future career but I can’t help but think that it has something to do with me having a lot of conversations with people. Perhaps teaching, advising, publicly speaking, etc. I think it’s clear to those close to me that I’m one to talk, a lot haha. I love to, not talk, but speak. I love articulating ideas, information, etc. Problem is, how...
May the 4th be with you!
See ya’ at Disneyland!
April 2012
My Dentist Appointment
Nurse: I'm sorry sir, we seem to be having some technical difficulties when trying to do your x-rays. This room and the other room have gone down on me.
Me: ..lulz..
Sister: Mom, what blood type do you have?
Mom: Red.
justsomefoodforthought:
Craving a churro… now that I have a premium pass maybe I’ll go to Disneyland to get one later… [:
Churro’s are only $1 at Costco. Why the fuck would you go to Disneyland for a churro?
You’ll always have bad times, but they’ll wake you up to the good things you weren’t paying attention to.